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Once upon a time there was a young man who wanted to become a great writer. "I want to write things the whole world will read," he declared. "Stuff that will elicit strong emotions from people in every walk of life. I want my writing to make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger." He now lives happily ever after in Redmond, Wash., writing error messages for Microsoft.
Why was Adam the first computer nerd? Because he took the Apple, Mac.
Sign on CD-ROM: game requires 100MHz Pentium processor, 64MB RAM and gullible teenager.
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How can you tell the difference.... between an introvert computer programmer and an extrovert computer programmer? |
A blonde
gets sick of being treated as dumb all the time, so she dyes her hair dark brown. One day she's driving through the countryside, when she sees a flock of sheep being herded across the road by a shepherd. She stops the car, gets out and says "Oh aren't they cute. If I guess how many you have, can I take one home?" The shepherd says "OK". She thinks for a moment and says, "517" "Amazing" says the shepherd, as she puts one of the sheep in the back of her car. Just as she's about to drive off, he says, "If I can guess your true hair colour, can I have my dog back?"
Life is uncertain - eat dessert first!
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Daily cartoon courtesy of Bravenet
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